"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"
These are the words that old-timer Donald Driver may be saying any day. After all, the guy is THE oldest Packers players this season. At a feeble 35 years of age, old Donald was in middle school when some of his teammates were birthed. I don't know which experience is more traumatizing.
To help our pal out, I've come up with a list of products that could aid him in his advanced age.
Wait a second. This medical alert system ad feels a bit off.
Oh! Here we go.
How about some of these guys?
I think we can do a little better than that, hula hooping woman whose bladder is failing!
Oh no he didn't!
In all honesty, Donald Driver is a young spring chicken yet. He's so talented, has a heart of gold (volunteers all the time and helps with so many causes), and he is smokin' hot. Let's end on that note! I hereby present....Donald Driver is smokin' hot!