11.25.2011

Welcome to the Packers, Matt Wilhelm!

The Green Bay Packers signed Matt Wilhelm away from the San Diego Chargers. Matt Wilhelm is a B-O-S-S and is very good looking. With our first article about him, I want to have a contest to see who is sexier: Matt Wilhelm of the Packers or Matt Wilhelm the BMX rider.





Haha okay so this wasn't even a contest. Clearly the Packers Matt Wilhelm is much sexier than the little alien Matt Wilhelm who rides bikes.

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  1. Matt Wilhelm, the BMX expert, is hotter than anyone the puckers have out there. Anyone who disagrees with me has suspect sexuality.

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  2. Even if the BMX master who is Matt Wilhelm wasn't from that little slice of heaven we call Chicago, he is way sexier than the Packers' new player.

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  3. "Little Alien" is much better than steroided wifebeater any day of the week.

    The Packers aren't even a contending football team anymore. I bet more people recognize Matt Willhelm the Flatlander than this other guy who nobody cares about lol.

    Packers? Seriously? Dafuck.

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  4. Matt Willhelm the flatlander is way better & is a fantastic role model. That other Matt should be honored to be mentioned in the same article.

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  5. Matt Willhelm the flatlander is way better and sexy and for the one who said "the little alien".. Remember the topic is about who is hotter, no how do your penis looks like fucking moron! Fuck you! Green Bay Packers and your stupid sport. Regards :D

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  6. 99.9% of the world population would fall on their face if they even tried the "Rope" that Matt W is successfully pulling in that pic.

    I guarantee that the football Matt W wouldn't have the guts to even attempt that trick, much less the athletic ability to pull it off...

    Football only generates concussions and brain damaged players...

    The only hero Green Bay ever had, they TRADED like a bunch of scrubs... How did that work out for you? Trade Brett Farve... HAHAAHAHAA!

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  7. Matt Willhelm the BMXer is sexier and a better person than the football player. Not only does he make the new Packer look like chewbacca covered in dog shit, he does it while spinning atop a bike. The new Packers linebacker is about as ugly as the Packers logo, Lambeau Field, and all the residents of Wisconsin combined. Was this contest a joke? Matt Willhelm (BMX) is clearly HOTTER than Matt Willhelm (NFL).

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    1. The line about the Packers logo, Lambeau Field, and ALL the residents of Wisconsin hurt a little bit. I know who you are and I know where to find you so watch what you say about us Wisconsinites...or I'll bring my cheesehead to class and make you wear it! KDH would love that.

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  8. What are the Packers?

    I can't even see the little football guy's face behind the tiny jail cell around his head.

    Biker, Matt Wilhelm wins for sure! Might be just a rumor, but I hear "Magic Matt" is coming out next year, featuring a 30-second bike trick sequence in assless bike shorts. Nice.

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  9. Let me think. Someone who has steroid gut or the bike rider who is all natural and has great abs. No contest. The bike rider wins!

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  10. I am just amazed! If you would like to show how hot you think this guy is just start a fan page. You are behaving like a child!

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  11. f*** you man. BMX Matt has more talent then you and that so called foolsball player combined

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  12. The BMX rider has way more talent ... deal with it.

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