What good is eye candy if it's not useful, though? My guess is that with those arms, Jarrett Boykin could....
- do 29.5 one-handed pull-ups.
- choke out Walker Texas Ranger.
- fasten a leather belt around a relaxed bicep, then pop the buckle off when flexing.
- beat this guy
at an arm wrestling contest
Which of these are the most improbable? I'll let you be the judge.