Andrew Quarles Needs a New Girlfriend

Andrew, you need a new girfriend. Thankfully I'm here to find a perfect match for you. Here are some real possibilities for Drew.

How about Abby Thorsgaard? Abby likes boats, movies, music boys, and Chino Latino. She went to high school with me and is a blast even though she looks mean in this picture!

Maya Moore is definitely a possibility. Why? because she has the heart of a champion and Drew is a champ.

Serena Williams. Why Serena you might ask? If anyone can handle an NFL tight end, it's Serena. She could keep Drew in line with one kick in the face courtesy of her cannon legs.

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