Clay Matthews Vs. Brian Cushings

Clay Matthews came out of the same draft as Brian Cushing after both players went to USC and dominated there. Cushing was drafted ahead of Matthews in the first round. Now we're going to see who is better looking and cooler. First, we have Cushing.



What a little turd muffin. It looks like he has a little burnt spot on his head. Plus he got caught with steroids and is really ugly.



Yep, you guessed it. Clay Matthews is much, much better than Brian Cushing in every which way. He is better looking, he has flowing hair that is so much better than Cushing's. The cherry on top, he won NFC Defensive player of the year, not too shabby. Oh and who has won a Super Bowl?